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born too late a world that doesn't care....

it is our birth right to be discontented

Created on 2004-10-31 20:00:55 (#5003535), last updated 2009-11-08

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Name:	miss_jaffacake
Birthdate:	1987-03-31
Location:	Sitting in a tin can, United Kingdom

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missjaffacake@gmail.com

Bio

Something's wrong with you. You know that, don't you. You're always happy, aren’t you? Everything's fun for you. You see a peanut, the day's off to a good start. You witness some soil, it's a jamboree. - Howard Moon

My name is Kirsty I am twenty two years old. I will turn twenty three on the thirty first of March two thousand and nine. I am actually really rather boring. I live in New Mills, which is a very small town in Derbyshire a few towns over from where The League Of Gentlemen was filmed. New Mills is like that, but smaller. I have a new degree in Public Relations and am currently searching for a job.

I make graphics, mostly icons, and sometimes I make fan videos. They are all posted over at

nomorewolfie. I do not post them on my journal. That would just annoy my flist and make my journal too hard to navigate.

I like purple (this is #9805c9, isn't it pretty?) and am generally quite a happy person. I like to smile a lot, at anybody and everybody. I don't like being unhappy, so I try not to be very often.

When I retire, I want to buy a castle with a moat and a drawbridge. I also want to buy a ship, become a fully licensed captain and go off pirating. I have a terrible memory, which means that when I want to remember something I will have to write is down in detail. I also take my camera pretty much everywhere with me to illustrate my life and let me remember what I did on a particular day. I also like to take my camera places to just take photographs. If I could and it was safe, I would wander about in the dark all night. The feeling of being completely alone is the best feeling in the world. I tend to avoid big crowds for two main reasons. The first being that generally around big crowds there are pigeons, and I have a terrible fear of pigeons, they have actually caused me to have panic attacks before, and believe me, that’s not fun in a crowded place. The second is that I don’t actually like people very much. However, having said that, I still have a basic faith in humanity, which may be naïve and misguided, but it strong nevertheless.

I am a geek, there is no point in avoiding the fact. But I like to think of myself as a cooler kind of geek. I like music, I like films and I have an obsessive personality. I am pretty shy and find it difficult to talk to people I don’t know. If I had my own way I would live in my own fantasy world all the time. I never want to grow up, and sometimes want to go to Neverland so much that it actually physically hurts. Some place in me I will forever be a child. I wish I could fly. I love just walking, it doesn’t really matter where, but somewhere with nice scenery is a bonus.

I use firefox. Everybody else should too.

If I had the choice, I would have wanted to be born in 1957. This would have made me a baby during the fifties, and a child during the sixties. This means that during the musical and social revolution, I wouldn’t have been old enough to understand, but I would have been old enough to enjoy it. I also would not have been old enough to be affected by sexism or economic crisis. By the time I am a teenager, the sixties would be coming to an end, but I would be old enough to enjoy Woodstock and other similar festivals. The mod culture would probably pass me by, but would stand me in good stead for the mod revival in the late seventies. By the time the early seventies come around, I would be a young teenager and would be able to enjoy the disco era, followed by glam rock. By the end of the 70’s, I would be a young adult, and would throw myself into the punk generation. The eighties would be pretty shit, but then again, the eighties are going to be shit no matter what age you are when they happen. I would then sail through the nineties, ignoring all music but grunge and Brit-pop. By now, I would be forty nine; next year will be my fiftieth birthday. And I would be able to look back at my life so far and see how fucking cool it has been.

I think too much about what cannot be.

I like reading books, and will give any a try. Scary books are worse than scary movies because they leave far more to the imagination. I collect quotes from everywhere and keep them in a little black book. I read and re-read it often. I also find myself using quotes during everyday conversation.

My journal is friends only, this is because I actually use this damn thing as a journal, so write what I am feeling and my thoughts about certain things. I also chronicle important events, post pictures, refer to things only I will understand and do not always explain the back story of an incident. If I am feeling upset or down, my meme posting will increase. I am not interesting, and I do not like referring to people by their names, as I am paranoid someone will read my journal that I don’t want. If I do not know you, I am more likely to add you. I do add most people who comment to be added, even if it’s just to be polite. I read my flist regularly, and although I rarely comment, it is most likely that I am up to date with your life.

I have a boyfriend called Don, who is lovely and sweet and adorable. We talk about anything & everything and are one of those annoying couples who never argue. Ever.

Everyone should have a sister like her. Like her, not actually her though, because she’s my one, and I don’t feel like lending her out. If you make me a really good offer I might think about it though. She’s wicked cool and can read my mind like woah. She’s also far funnier than me.

Together we made this, which turned out to be quite popular, and ended up at afterelton.com, which is pretty darn cool.

We have lots of fun times squeeing over television programmes, in particular Green Wing and Torchwood, eating pizza and drinking copious amounts of milk. I miss her a lot while she’s at uni, but eventually I’ll be moving to Sheffield and then I can be closer to her again.

This is a fantastic evening. I've become a military historian and Jeremy's future happiness rests in my hands. And I've got a tiramisu! This is fucking amazing!
- Mark Corrigan, The Peep Show

My moodtheme was made by

magicallaw at

tryingtorevive

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That is my spot. In an ever-changing world it is a single point of consistency. If my life were expressed as a function on a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system, that spot, at the moment I first sat on it, would be (0,0,0,0).
- Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory

This Journal is my spot.

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